Q:LAST TIME YOU WERE CHATTED UP?
A:"It was at Northampton.She was lovely,though.Huge breasts.Very pretty.And her technique was,íSign my breasts-where are you staying tonight?í"
Q:LAST FAB ARTICLE OF CLOTHING YOU BOUGHT?
A:"My white,knee lenght,four-inch platform boots.Theyíre great for onstage,because they bounce without me actually having to move.They were 35 quid from Elephant & Castle market"
Q:LAST TIME YOU CRIED?
A:"The truth is,I cry almost constantly.But the last time was when we were rehearsing a song called ĎIntravenous Loverí.I was having an emotional day.The song is about something really personal and I just found it really hard to sing it"
Q:LAST TIME YOU SAW AN UFO?
A:"Ooh,ooh,I saw aliens!Me and my friend stayed up all night,and we saw this massive strobe-ish light behind a tree.My friend was totally terrified,convinced that there were little metal objects digging in next doorís garden.It was really scary"
Q:LAST TIME YOU PUKED YOUR GUTS UP?
A:"Weíd all gone to the pub at exactly half-an-hour before closing time,so we all had to buy two rounds.The table was just full of drinks.We had eight drinks each in half-an-hour.Afterwards,we were walking back to the recording studio and i just kind of sidled up to the fence and vomited over it.I was that smart about throwing up that nobody else noticed.Thatís talent"
Q:LAST FIGHT YOU HAD?
A:"It wasnít really a fight,but we played a gig recently where this bloke kept chucking bits of paper at our guitarist,Oli,and I was in a bad mood and it annoyed me.Then he threw his boxer shorts at me,so I threw a glass at him.He wasnít hurt.But it was really stupid of me and did get in trouble.If youíre listening,i am very sorry,Mr Revolting Boxer Shorts BOY"
Q:LAST TIME YOU HAD AN EROTIC DREAM INVOLVING SEBASTIAN BACH?
A:"Probably when i was 14!But more daydreaming fantasies while i was in class.It would get me through maths.But actual dreams...I used to dream about Richey Manic sweeping me up and carrying me away.Iím not sure where to,but Iím sure it involved sex at some point"
Q:LAST COOL BAND YOU SAW?
A:"I really like Rachel Stamp shows,but thereís also this Brighton band called Designer.Theyíre all gorgeous.Kind of New York Dolls-ish and theyíve got seeeeeerious attitude"
Q:LAST GREAT JOKE YOU HEARD?
A:"Saxonís ĎDenim And Leatherí.Our road crew are obsessed with Saxon and keep playing up this song.If anyone wants to piss themselves laughing,I recommend you go out and buy a best of Saxon.Hilarious."
Q:LAST TIME YOU WERE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF?
A:"Constantly on our recent tour,for picking on the rest of the band.Because if i donít get two hours a day to myself to be morbid,iím really,really evil to everyone.Iím really nasty if I donít get space-which isnít easy on a tour bus.But Iím lovely the rest of the time"
Q:HOW LONG CAN YOU LAST?
A:"Forever,because Iím legendary!"