HOW WAS YOUR DAY,MADAME?
WHAT'S BEEN YOUR TIPPLE OF CHOICE?
Tequila,because it's quick and easy and makes you want to vomit.
WHO'S THE BEST LOOKING BLOKE IN THE ROOM?
Everyone is gorgeous,but then I have drunk a lot.We shared a table with Radish and they're gorgeous.
WHICH HEAVY METAL SONG WILL HAVE YOU DANCING AROUND YOUR HANDBAG TONIGHT?
Saxon's "Denim and Leather",and I'll be on the table for Def Leppard's "Pour sugar on me".
WHAT'S THE BEST/WORST CHAT-UP LINE YOU'VE EVER HEARD?
"Is that a ladder in your tights or is that the stairway to heaven?" is a bit cheecky.I've also had "You're a dirty bitch- you really want it,don't you?",which is like,"Oh,take me"!